• Goneskies (pronounced Gawwwwn-skiies)
• Cam-era
• Parmesian
• Gym (pronounced ghyme)
• Merote (remote)
• 'No thanks' (in response to any comment)
• Lap dancer (laptop)
• 'Oi... she's fit!' (must be wispered)
• 'Safe as fuck' (from Human Traffic)

Also known for random Seinfeld quotes including...

'Why should i pay for it when, if I put in a little bit of effort I could get it for free?'

Quote of the month - November

'I have this technique where I pull it out just before I finish' - in reference to pulling the cup out of the coffee machine