Latest spam, featuring Britney Spears

Sometimes, I enjoy receiving spam. Lately, I’ve noticed a bunch of Britney Spears related spam, which I’ve had a good laugh at.

The emails all seem to have a link in the body which says something like Watch Video or Click Here with some seedy looking photo. Obviously, you wouldn’t click them… but the subject of some of these I find amusing.

  • Britney’s Dad sends conservatorship lawyer to help Amy Winehouse
  • Britney Spears’ actions too Far Out for Newspaper
  • Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to Visit Burma
  • Britney Spears in training to become lesbian
  • Britney Spears Kidnap Plot Foiled
  • Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause
  • Britney Spears Picks Nose
  • Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay
  • Britney Spears Recording New Album – Forgotten How To Sing
  • Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina – Papparazzi Duck for Cover
  • Britney Spears Threatens to Ditch Greenback
  • Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital
  • California Storm is Britney Spears Fault
  • New Britney’s paparazzi video. She must be really crasy
  • Britney Spears Applies For Barack Obama Masseuse Job?
  • Britney Spears is dating Obama
  • Britney sues vagina for divorce
  • Britney shaves her head again. Also seen shopping naked
  • Britney in Gaza’s shocking rehab romance
  • Britney Spears Not Bipolar – New World Order Conspiracy Afoot

.. and my favourite:

  • Britney Spears Is Actually A Piece Of Broccoli

I’m seeing a trend of these for Paris Hilton also.

  • Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon — Marries Paparazzi
  • Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
  • Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open

Ah, spammers. When will you just get a life.

Posted in Funny by Andy Botting at August 22nd, 2008.

5 Responses to “Latest spam, featuring Britney Spears”

  1. noisymime says:

    I’ve noticed a reasonable increase in the Paris Hilton spam as well, often with a political theme. Some of my favs:
    * McCain Chooses Paris Hilton to be Running Mate
    * Paris Hilton, Released from Jail, Vows to Do Good, Now Works for Ron Paul Revolution
    * Paris Hilton ‘bent over backwards’ for me – says Stephen Hawking
    * Paris Hilton Declared National Historic Landmark
    * Britney Spears has Fanny Magnets Grafted in to Attract Papparazzi

    And my personal meta fav:
    * Spears and Hilton combined with Sex “to make eye-catching headline”

  2. 9Squirrels says:

    Cool post, Shane just linked me in here, I was taking him on a tour of my Spam box last week going through the exact same process. My favourite by far was definitely the “Britney stashes gun in vagina”. Marvellous work.

    This morning I also had “Paris Hilton insures Vagina – Photos inside”.

    I’m guessing “vagina” is considered a good hook word to get idiots to click through… to THEIR DOOM!

  3. Andy Botting says:

    hey my names Andy Botting to lol

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